Joke Time! By Sonni

TEN EXCUSES FOR FALLING ASLEEP AT YOUR DESK

1 "They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
"2 "I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands.
"3 "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!
"4 "Amen"
5"This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.
"6 "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper
7 "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress.
"8 "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!
"9 "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!
"10 "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

Bathroom joke
Q. Where do bees go to the bathroom?
A. At the BP station!

There was three blondes..........
There was three blondes at the University of Texas. The Dean gave them the job of measuring the height of the new flagpole. So they put the flag pole in the base and are then on ladders trying to measure the flagpole. Finally an architect walks by and sees they are having trouble so he takes the pole out of the ground and lays it down and pulls out his tape measure and measures the pole. He writes the measurement on a piece of paper and walks away. The blondes look at each other and say "Just like those damn architects give us length when we wanted height.